Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving fast on the freeway and pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" growls the cop.
"Not exactly, but I know right where we are, officer," answers Heisenberg.
"You were traveling at 108 miles an hour!" yells the officer.
"Great, now I'm lost." laments Heisenberg.
The cop looks around the car and asks if they're hiding anything.
Schrodinger says that there is a cat in the trunk.
The cop pulls open the trunk and cries "This cat is dead!"
"Well, he is now." says Schrodinger.