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Couldn't resist this physics joke

I was perusing the internet looking for a joke to send my brother-in-law, and this one caught my eye. I thought the folks here would appreciate it:

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

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318 posts

He obviously is traveling with Rick! LOL

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5138 posts

Rim shot.

Mic drop.

My daughter teaches physics. I'll have to send this to her.

Posted by
14285 posts

Funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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420 posts

Told the joke to my 2 middle school kids--they're science nuts. They just cracked up.

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2590 posts

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving fast on the freeway and pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" growls the cop.
"Not exactly, but I know right where we are, officer," answers Heisenberg.
"You were traveling at 108 miles an hour!" yells the officer.
"Great, now I'm lost." laments Heisenberg.
The cop looks around the car and asks if they're hiding anything.
Schrodinger says that there is a cat in the trunk.
The cop pulls open the trunk and cries "This cat is dead!"
"Well, he is now." says Schrodinger.

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5138 posts

.......Well, he is now." says Schrodinger

I remember seeing that joke told on an episode of "Bones".

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20469 posts

Why wasn't Pauli in the car? Oh yeah, that's right. He was excluded.

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6378 posts

avirosemail, I love it! I had heard the Heisenburg part, but just through "No, but I know where I am." Adding Schrodingers cat is wonderful. Sam, I had to look up Pauli, but thanks for keeping it going.