https://ca.news.yahoo.com/government-official-drains-dam-phone-114756602.html
Takeaway lessons:
Cell phones are slippery suckers.
Use a lanyard or wrist strap when taking a selfie over water.
Even the best iphone is only water resistent for about 30 minutes.
If the cost of finding a lost phone cost more than buying a new one, buy a new one.
A "lakh" equals 100,000.