A few post on other threads have prompted this. What's the worst/best/wildest/craziest cab ride you've been on?
Mine was in Chicago. Four of us were on the Metra headed to Ravinia for a concert, when the train stopped. We kept being told that something was on the track ahead, and that they were working to clear it. We waited about 15 minutes then decided leave the train and get a cab.
We saw one and reached it at the same time as another couple. They were going to the same concert, so we decided to share. They squeezed into the front seat and the four of us squished into the back. The driver wanted to know the address, and all we knew was that it was Ravinia. He was spending time trying to look it up, and calling someone. This really irritated the other couple, who kept saying, just follow the train tracks, that's where it goes. So he starts driving, but keeps slowing down to mess with his GPS. At this point they start yelling at him in cartoon Spanish, like Speedy Gonzalez. Andale Andale! Arriba Arriba! The driver was from Africa. She starts demanding his cab number saying she would report and deport him. The guy was yelling Choo Choo! Follow the Choo Choo! The driver would periodically pull over and demand that we all get out. We wouldn't. Then he'd drive on. We kept telling the couple to shut up. At one point the driver had stopped, and my husband opened the door to ask a someone directions. The driver drove on with my husband half in, half out of the car.
We did eventually make it, but it took about 45 minutes stuck in that cab. We missed about half of Johnny Lang but caught all of George Thorogood.
We did pass the obstruction on the track. It was a semi trailer loaded with new cars, with its belly on the track like a see saw.