Read about this guy in Munich who decided to moon the conductor who threw him off the train for not having a ticket and smoking on the train. Unable to make a wise decision, he was a little too close to the door while mooning and got drug by the train about 150 meters. Needless to say, he had a high alcohol content.
Posted by
New Paltz, NY
9110 posts
So when will the incident be available on YouTube:)
Posted by
Fort Wayne, IN, USA
2349 posts
One of the Darwin Award requirements is that the recipient did not or cannot pass on his/her genetic material. Died before having kids, etc. So, depending on exactly what part of his body was dragged along with the train, we may have a winner.
Why is it always the LAST drink that causes stupid behavior and hangovers? It's never the first 12.
Posted by
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
368 posts
Karen,
I am going to make sure to use your last line there in a conversation today.
It is full of WIN.
Posted by
Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA
606 posts
Obviously, the big question here is, what got caught in the train door?
Posted by
New Paltz, NY
9110 posts
Come to think of it, that female train conductor must be one tough cookie to be able "throw" a bunch of drunk guys with lots of testosterone off the train to begin with.
Posted by
Des Moines, IA
2193 posts
Yeah, but it’s not real testosterone…more like a stupid sense of possessing some special mixed martial arts fighting powers when plastered. I suspect his anatomy got hung up on the train somewhere between lethargy and stupor, but a poor pain response may have mitigated his suffering until the beer wore off. He probably needs a drink now for sure.
Posted by
Birmingham, AL, USA
24 posts
I agree. Karen gets the award for best line of the day.