Thanks everyone for your great and fun responses! I am glad that most people took it in the spirit of humor it was written. (Oh, just a side note- the bakery is more of a German cafe. There is a German bakery/deli/grocery store on the other side of the building, though- we frequently buy bread, brotchen, meats, and butter cheese there.) My step-Oma was very set in her ways when she visited us once. She did NOT want American breakfasts. She wanted brotchen, cheese, and meat. We all have our quirks.
We had McDonald's our first full day in Germany in December. We were on the Autobahn, in a relatively bare stretch and at lunchtime saw a McDonald's next to a gas station. The food was better than here (husband was raving over how much better the burger was), however, it was at least twice as expensive. More in Euros than we would pay in dollars for a comparable meal here.
My husband and I were exploring Chinatown in San Francisco a couple of years ago, and after seeing a few food markets, he decided he was not eating there. I had the best Vietnamese sandwich for lunch- so good and cheap- and he just watched. He ended up waiting until we left the area and made me stop at McDonald's so he could get cheeseburgers. I took a picture to show all of our friends and relatives how adventurous he was. He was great in Europe, though!
Neal, now I am going to have to try that place, although it is rare I am in Fremont. So many restaurants, so little time!