Do you have any amusing jet lag stories? I know it probably wasn't funny or amusing at the time, but time heals all wounds, sort of.
Upon arriving at Heathrow Mary and I stored our luggage near Kensington Park and went for a walk. It was a warm, sunny day and we sat on a park bench and almost immediately passed out. When I woke up maybe 15 minutes later due to my head dropping and waking me up, there were some bemused smiles from those passing by. I think I slobbered a little to make it even more embarrassing. We wandered over to Kensington Palace, where inside it was warm, stuffy, and crowded. A rabble of people were standing around waiting to see a room upstairs, where it was even warmer. We started to not feel so great and left, getting some relief from the outside air. Also, somebody had passed gas in there so it was a bit nauseating.
It's amazing how relatively simple things can become monumentally difficult when you are jet-lagged, like figuring out the Tube. Yes, we want the wrong way until 2-3 stops in we figured it out, and then went a stop too far in the right direction. It was a good half-mile walk from the station to our VRBO. Both of our derrieres were dragging and we're a bit cranky. Upon arriving at the apartment around 1500, desperate for an hour nap to recharge the batteries and head back out, I couldn't figure out the (blanking) lock. Again, it was not overly complicated except I was trying to do this with brain fog. Then again it was not an overly simple procedure, either. As I was getting ready to call the owner to help us, Mary figured it out. After a shower and a short nap we were rejuvenated and ready to go until about 2200. I don't know what made us feel better, the shower or the nap. (Short nap folks or you could be screwed trying to sleep that night.)
Going the wrong way on the subway reminded me of the scene from Dumb and Dumber, where they took the wrong entrance ramp back onto the interstate and ended up heading toward Omaha instead of their intended destination, Aspen. Lloyd said, "Some people just aren't made for the open road."