Will you be in Europe this Saturday? If so, it's time once again to behold the unrivaled spectacle of pan-European unity and bad taste. Yes, yes, live from Vienna, don't miss the finals of the Eurovision Song Contest 2015! If you find yourself on an organized tour, whatever they have planned for Saturday night- skip it, head to one of the hundreds of public viewing areas throughout the continent, grab a drink, and make new friends.
Purely by coincidence, I find myself right now in this year's host city, Vienna. The city has errected a "Eurovision Village" in front of the Rathaus, and they will hold nightly events there leading up and to include the night of the finals. This should be a fun week...