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Busted at the Greek Border - Old Lady Smuggler Caught

At the Greek border we were all asked to get off the bus for Greek Customs...and that’s when things got interesting.

My friend Cecelia and I had taken the Bus (very highly unusual for me) from Istanbul that morning and got to the Greek border about 2 PM. All of our luggage was taken out and lined up and we were lined up nearby. The Greek custom official told us that they would be using the drug sniffing dog to check us and our luggage. I could see some tense at the prospect of the dog sniffing them. Or were they hiding something?

One of the two dogs was brought out which left the other incensed that he wasn’t being allowed to work and he was yapping madly. I noticed the dogs as the bus pulled in and their ears stood up...they knew..it would be time to go to work. The dog was a big, but friendly looking German Shepard.

First he went around the luggage, he stopped and gave a big sniff to one suitcase belonging to a young Greek man. On his second pass he started to bite at the wheels of the same suitcase. It was pulled out of line. The owner had a grim expression and his face went white. Oh Oh, I thought this will mean a delay for sure.

Then the dog was brought over to the humans for our turn. My travellling companion and freind was standing several people away from me. She is a sweet 67 year old woman, with a past, but that was past for sure. At least I hoped...

When the dog came to me it sniffed me and my shoulder bag and showed no interest at all. But when it got to Cecelia the dog sniffed, went to walk on then abruptly turned back, started sniffing madly around Cecelia’s shoulder bag then stuck his nose under the flap and tried to open it...I am thinking to my self Oh My God! what has she done? Visions of Midnight Express (The Greek Version) started playing in my head. The customs guards came alert and moved toward my friend and told her to step out of line. They led her to the table and wanted her to open her bag.

She looked stricken! She fumbled the clasp, her hands shaking, finally got her bag opened, reached in and pulled out an entire bag of Potato Chips. The guards looked at each other. The Dog was sitting nearby wagging his tail, tongue lolling out and hoping for a potato chip. By this time they had pulled me out of line to empty out my bag. I assume because we were traveling together. After a thorough search of both bags it was concluded we weren’t smuggling anything but potato chips into Greece and we and our luggage were allowed back on the bus.

We laughed for miles about this incident on the border and it is these kinds of things that make leaving home worth it in spades.

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11841 posts

Who would have guessed there is a black market for Turkish potato chips ?!

So what happened with the young Greek?

Posted by
33740 posts

You haven't mentioned Jake for a while - is he OK? How did he do with these dogs? Did you have any trouble moving him and the big kennel on the bus?

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21098 posts

Sounds just like the experience of crossing by bus from BC to Washington State. One person had an orange confiscated. Don't want any foreign oranges from the many orange groves of BC to find there way into the USA.

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1664 posts

Wow aarthur, you certainly have had many an adventure lately! Even the dog could not resist a chip! What was Jake's reaction?

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546 posts

Well Jake is fine. There was an air conditioned part of the baggage area his crate would fit in. He is of really no interest at borders and we rarely even get asked for his papers. They usually just ask if we have them. He never left his crate.

The young Greek guy made it aboard, his suitcase was filled with Turkish Pastries....not drugs, I think that drug pooch has a sweet tooth.

I have to say the experience at Greek customs was instructive. They were very polite, soft spoken, patient and didnt have that “Cop Attitude” so many of our US customs officials seem to have adopted over the last 25 years. They went about their work efficiently and were polite to the passengers...even the one caught smuggling contraband potato chips.

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12313 posts

That's funny, reminds me of a scene from "Top Secret" where the dogs alert on a guy carrying a bag of dog biscuits.

Those are the moments that stand out in traveling memories for ever.

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4591 posts

Thanks for sharing-such a wonderful mental picture of the drug dogs hitting up tourists for potato chip bribes!

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2252 posts

Great story, aarthurperry. What a wonderful adventure and I thank you for sharing your trip with us.

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5398 posts

Soooo, did they let you keep the chips? Lol That will definitely be a memory that lasts.

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11744 posts

Such a great story! Why did you decide not to drive? You've had a car most places, haven't you?

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11744 posts

I thought your traveling companion was named Mary. Did you meet someone new?

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1522 posts

Perhaps the drug dogs have had too much exposure and now have the munchies?

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546 posts

Thanks for all of the nice comments. I do change my traveling companions’ name in posts, both which are fictional, to protect her privacy, especially if I am referring to her as an “old lady”. Although she seemed unamused by this distinction when she read the post

I have been renting cars in many places when I was going to be there for a significant period of time. For me it didnt make any sense to rent a car for Istanbul or to take to Thessaloniki as I am ending up on an island anyway and try to avoid one-way drop off rentals.

We were going to fly from Istanbul to Thessaloniki but it meant a layover in Athens in very hot weather and for our sake as well as the dogs the bus was better and the only other real alternative except a private car.

Yes this big pooch definitely had a nose for goodies and it makes me wonder how many false positives they get from him. And yes we did keep the bag of chips...

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Yes this big pooch definitely had a nose for goodies and it makes me wonder how many false positives they get from him

May be why it is assigned where it is, and not ATH