I'd originally planned this as a travelog, dragging you along on my journey from Germany, through Austria and Italy, and finally to England.
As you can guess by the title of this post, things got a little side-tracked.
Not wanting to waste a bad experience, let me tell you how to use an Italian hospital should the need arise:
- Get sick. Get very sick. Get sick unstoppably for almost a week.
- Go to the hospital (in Italy, since that's where you are).
- Tell the desk nurse why you've arrived at the hospital (and not Italy in general, 'tho your stories would certainly amuse under different circumstances)
- Push a button on a camera thing so that the duty nurse knows you need help.
- Explain to the duty nurse, in greater detail, why you've arrived at the hospital. Once he notes that you've not bleeding, gasping or seizing, go sit down.
- Occupy yourself for several hours.
- Get called into the back to see a doctor. Explain to him in excruciating detail why you're there. Ooo -- a blood test for ME?! How thoughtful!
- Enjoy a lovely cocktail of saline solution and antibiotics delivered by IV. (your care options may vary). Enjoy said IV until some idiot decides to light up a smoke in the toilet and sets off the fire alarm. Evacuations, everyone! (not the kind that landed you at the hospital in the first place).
- Nod knowingly as, post-alarm, the doctor writes you a mountain of prescriptions and tells you when and how to take them.
- Pay all of 375 Euros for 5 hours of nurse/doctor care + 45 Euros for the 'scripts.
- Go on about your trip in much better health.
Having now enjoyed emergency healthcare on my last two trips (Oaxaca being the other), I'm embarrassed by how much better healthcare is outside the United States. If you're sick, at least from my experience here in Florence, you're not going bankrupt with a simple issue and the experience is fairly painless and quick.
So there you go: now you know what to expect if you ever need to go to an Italian hospital with an infection.
-- Mike Beebe