Starting this off by saying I consider myself a nerdy traveler who does a lot of research before going...
Did a 3 week in France and honestly while I am happy to have visited the places I did, it's not something I would wish to repeat. For myself (and I do think my travel partner as well) we think the value for cost and level of inconvenience was lacking.
Week one -Toulouse/Carcassonne and Dordogne - thank you to people who recommended we stay in Toulouse and not Carcasonne. While I enjoyed the fortified city it really doesn't have a lot outside of that so making it a day trip was good. Toulouse was decent, though a tad laced with druggies (so beware the central square might have some odd characters) same with the main street where we saw a lady drop her drawers to defecate (how charmant =p). Stayed at FirstName (ok lobby smells strange though). Driving in France was fairly easy but extremely slow. Used Sixt, ok experience. Rented a station wagon. The drives in the countryside were gorgeous. Dordogne was lovely, stayed in Sarlat at a Rick Steve's recommended place. Very quiet, quaint, and nice people (Cote Jardin). Enjoyed the city and surrounding views. Did a half day tour with Orpheus. Visited Roufiggnac (excellent) and Lasceaux recreation, a nice day out. Castles were fun in the region. Food was decent in Sarlat. Drive to Loire valley was slow...oh so slow.
Week 2- Loire and Normandy
Visited Loire valley by going East to West. Loire valley is beautiful and not to be missed. Quite exhausting. Used Amboise and Saumur as bases. Amboise was nice. Stayed at Le Clois Amboise and Hotel Anne d'Anjou would recommend both. Went to Puy du Fou. Lots of fun, super quirky but nice to do something very domestic French and different. You don't find tourists there for the most part. Went to Normandy/Saint Michaels mount. Glad I saw it, but it's a tourist trap. Was at La Jacotiere - great place to stay, just beware all rooms are upstairs. Nice host lady.
Drive to Paris (a week there) - oh Paris ... Hmm I decided the people who love Paris are people who don't go out to see other places in France which are much nicer. Yes Versaille is intriguingly gaudy and a grotesque display of wealth and insanity (explains partly why the Revolution happened) and it was fascinating. louvre is good to see the art, the collection is phenomenal. The stained glass is beautiful in multiple cathedrals. But Paris is? Like any other big city except inconvenient. Sick? Oh yeah the pharmacy closes early. Also I'm not sure what it was but it seemed the plague was going around. If I had $50 for everytime someone sneezed or coughed uncovered I would have had my trip paid for. Just quite gross. Toilets are obscenely high in all of France something no one told me or I would have preordered a step stool. Very uncomfortable. While I'm used to the opening and closing of dining institutions I found it more inconvenient in France than Germany even.
Hailing a cab is a bit of an art even using an app, you pay surge pricing to have someone pick you up. Don't use Airport taxi transfer. That company took my money when my flight ✈️ time changed a bit and I needed to be picked up one hour earlier. While I'm glad I saw what I did France really underwhelmed me, and I'm someone who has had an interest in visiting for over 25 years. From the lack of AC in the Louvre to poor signage in Versailles, to general hygiene issues; it really distracted from an otherwise fun experience. The customer is always last in France. And don't get me wrong I've been to similar places, but I did find it unexpectedly over the top in certain locations. A good example is the pain benches at the Louvre. Why would anyone design seats that make you slide off so you cannot even have a sandwich without a painful rear is just unnecessary. Meanwhile you are roasting in Satan's greenhouse. I cannot imagine what summer traveler's endure. Perhaps Mona Lisa is laughing -at us!