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A Murphy's Law Day That Began in Dublin

We were in Ireland for 3 weeks and had a great time. The trip home was another matter....

(Warning this is pretty wordy so it's in segments.)

For our last day of vacation we had only one worry - will we get to the airport on time? How wrong were we? That was the only thing that went right!

Since we were in a residential area away from hotels and their taxi stands, we needed to arrange for our ride to the airport and trust that it went okay. The day before we had approached a cabbie and asked him to pick us up at 7:30.

"I'll be there or I'll make sure someone else is!" he declared. He then jotted down our address on a scrap of paper. "32 CPE 7:30" apparently meant 32 Clarinda Park East at 7:30 a.m. Just then, someone jumped in the back and off he sped.

Would he forget? Would he lose that scrap of paper? Would he decide to sleep in?

Nope. He was there as promised. Not only that but he also took a shortcut through Dublin that put us in the airport in half the time I had allotted. As a result, we were there at 8:00 for an 11:05 flight. (Two hours would have been fine for this flight within the European Union.)

We checked our bags, and proceeded to the security screening. Linda went first and put her bag in one plastic bin, then into another bin went her laptop with her passport (with boarding pass tucked inside).

I went next doing the same but I took a little longer and a couple of people came between us.

When we passed through the x-ray machine, Linda grabbed her stuff being careful to get it all. I grabbed my bag and laptop and joined her next to a pole where I put my laptop back in its bag.

When we were all organized, Linda mentioned, "I almost forgot to pick up my passport." A lightbulb went on over my head. I hadn't picked up mine!!!

I patted all my pockets, looked at my carry-on bag and knew that I'd lost it. It had been a few minutes but I ran back to the screeners behind the counter and told them.

Dublin Airport has a conveyor belt that takes the bins, lowers them a little and rushes the empties back to the beginning where they're available for the next traveler. I was sure someone would declare, "Hey, there's a passport here" and give it to a security person. Tick, tock. Nope. Tick tock. Nope.

Then a sympathetic security person stopped doing anything else and ran back and forth looking under the conveyor belt, pulling apart the stacked bins, and asking everyone she could if they'd seen a passport. This went on for at least 15 minutes during which time I pondered my life in Dublin while Linda would go on. (And, of course, there's the possibility that someone would use that passport for something unpleasant.)

Finally, our "personal security assistant" gave up and told us she would ask for help from a supervisor. The supervisor knew just what to do....."For me....would you mind checking all of your pockets and bags once more?"

I checked mine. Linda checked the passport holder on a string around her neck - her passport was there. Then she checked her purse - her passport was there. WAIT! They can't both be hers! When she was unloading her plastic bins, she had seen a passport sitting in a empty bin and assumed it was hers. One had gone in her purse and the other into her passport holder. Profuse apologies to everyone.

Whew! Disaster averted. Clear skies ahead, right?

Except that our plane to Heathrow was running late. How late? Hard to say, it flies back and forth and it hadn't taken off on it's way from Heathrow to Dublin yet. Wait, wait....finally it's in the air and we learn that it'll be 90 minutes late. So we arrived at the airport at 8:00 for a flight that wouldn't take off for 4-1/2 hours.

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And so we landed at Heathrow 90 minutes late. The problem for us is that the reservations for the flights from Los Angeles and the flights to Dublin where made at different times. We didn't know we would spend three weeks in Dublin when we grabbed our cheap seats to London. As a result, our British Airways flight from Heathrow to LAX wasn't a "connection". It was a separate booking. As a result, we had to collect our checked bags at Heathrow, go outside the security area, and then come back in.

So add 30 minutes in the baggage claim area to the 90 minute delay of the plane. Instead of having 3-1/2 hours between flights, we then had about 1-1/2 hours to check-in, go through security, and board for our international flight.

But we were right there so it shouldn't be a problem, right? No.

We went to the airline kiosk to check in and get our boarding pass. After going through the series of questions, the kiosk said that the check-in could not be completed at that kiosk. Huh? We thought the kiosk was broken so we went to a second one. Same result!

The next option seemed to be to stand in the Disneyland-type snaking line to get to the counter. But with only 90 minutes until take-off, that wasn't an option. We found a supervisor who sent us to the Special Assistance line.

Perfect, right? Wrong. There was a tiny young British Airways lady standing at the entrance who wouldn't let us in stating that it really wasn't any faster so we couldn't get in that line (which consisted of one man).

We went to another supervisor who turned out to be more understanding. (You'd think everyone at the check-in area was understanding of being late for a flight, right?) This supervisor walked us up to the counter and personally started checking us in. Whew! Problem solved, right? hahahahaha No!

She checked her computer and announced that because we were late, and because they had overbooked the flight, we might not be on this plane. (Clicking a few more keys.) We asked, "How can that be? We paid for specific seats!" (Clicking a few more keys.) She then stated that since we had reserved our seats in advance, we would NOT be bumped! Whew!

Bags were checked, boarding passes were issued, and security lines were endured. We were all set!!!

End of drama? Nah.

As we were boarding, Linda was asked to sit near the gate while they held on to her passport. (Those 66-year old retired elementary school teachers are a scary bunch.)

It turns out someone else seemed terrorist-like and the security people needed some unlikely suspects to be searched so that the security team would not be accused of profiling when they picked "that" person. (In essence, Linda was cover for their actual profiling.)

Meanwhile, I boarded the A380 and went to my window seat on the upper level. I have my Rick Steves carryon bag which is exactly the size that the airline says is allowed. So imagine my surprise when it doesn't fit in the overhead compartment! Not even close! It seems that the A380 tapers in and the overhead compartments in the upper level are smaller above the outer two seats. Fortunately, they're full size above the inner seats but those are pretty full. I alert a flight attendant who solves the problem by going 10 rows ahead of our seats to find an inner compartment that is empty.

I then mention that my wife is going through the non-profiling/profiling security check and has a bag exactly the same size as ours. She assures me that it won't be a problem which is good because option two is to do a gate-check and turn an unlocked bag with a new computer over to the baggage handlers. (Okay, I admit that maybe I'm profiling a profession a little there.)

With almost everyone else seated, I see Linda coming down the aisle. I rush up and alert the flight attendant who flags down Linda and they find a spot for her bag 20 rows ahead of us.

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We can finally relax and collapse in our seats.....except...the young man across the aisle has a friend who is seated several rows ahead. He doesn't like his seat for whatever reason and decides to stand in the aisle for SIX HOURS talking to his buddy. So my napping isn't going to be easy.

And to add to the problem we're just in front of the kitchen and every time a flight attendant comes out, it's necessary to brush my shoulder to get by the chatty guy standing there.

So is that the end of the craziness? Yes!

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Oh the never ending fun and joy of flying! Enjoyed your post!

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Haha, Thomas - loved your story! We're leaving Friday for our Ireland trip and will change planes in Heathrow too. I'll be sure to steer clear of the little retired school teachers!

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Haha, Thomas - loved your story! We're leaving Friday for our Ireland trip and will change planes in Heathrow too. I'll be sure to steer clear of the little retired school teachers!
Brenda

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Fun to read, Thomas! I'm sitting in the Ljubljana airport waiting for my flight to Munich then home to Denver.....fingers crossed I don't have any such (mis)adventures although I am a retired schoolteacher!

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Hmm, Thomas, i can tell you where Chatty Aisle Guy is now......i spotted him in a small (seating for 30) Starbucks in the Midwest making phone calls w a blue tooth and walking laps.... there by destroying chances for any one else to concentrate.

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Thomas, I LOVED your story, partly because I can imagine something just like that happening to me and mine. I am very glad that it had a happy ending. Thank you for sharing and reminding me that everyone has wild travel stories. :-)

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As someone said, I can imagine this happening to me, too, but if it had been me, the chatty guy would have had an overstuffed backpack and would have hit me in the head repeatedly. Great report, Thomas, but I'm sorry for your troubles. And, I like the title "Murphy's Law..." on a trip from Ireland, lol.