Aaaack. I have TSA-Precheck, which still didn't prevent them pulling me out of line to swab my hands, both in SFO and in Munich. Yuck! Is it because I'm a nervous looking flyer? I'm kind of discombobulated, and I know that, maybe they look for that. I am an experienced hand at "being in Europe" but I'm a little bit uncoordinated getting there.
I completely rebuke, disavow and repudiate anyone who says changing planes in Munich is a good idea. Horrible experience. Boarded in Basel, landed in Munich to change planes for SFO; we were bused in and had to show passports, boarding tix going into terminal X, then all pooled inside, and there were attendants who gave complicated directions to the other terminal - and I swear that the arrow to the Gate pointed right to a menswear duty-free shop.... I was also under the impression that we would land and re-board at the same terminal - nope. So again, going through the second boarding - yep - "SSSS" on the boarding pass, (which stands for the title above.) "Come with me, please, Miss..."
The Lufthansa Airbus-380-600 was nice and new, and pretty quiet, and a smooth flyer. And the crew were very nice. And they gave me a free Gin and Tonic. That's where the compliments end. I had an aisle seat in economy, and had been smugly reveling in the fact that 24 hours before, when I checked the seating arrangement, there were no people sitting in my row!! Jackpot! So imagine my surprise when the entire plane was completely full. Next to me was a young girl who got separated from her boyfriend, who sat in back of her. When she asked me if I would change places with her boyfriend, I gave her a sad smile and said, "No, I booked this aisle seat so I could stretch. Tell me, did you just buy your ticket yesterday?" And yes, she had.
The meal - remember when I asked you all for help in selecting the meal? Well, I should have bought some sort of sandwich in MUNICH, but remember I had been SSSS'd and couldn't get out of the boarding area to go for food!! That Lufthansa meal selection only told us what the meal was NOT: Want no milk? Order dairy free. Want no flour? Order gluten free. So the lunch was a garlicky pasta/cheese. Yuck Yuck. My fault for that one - Breakfast in Basel was only coffee and pretzels or croissants, which I had.
The seats in economy are so close that your knees touch the seat in front of you. Horrible. The aisle chair-arm doesn't move, so it would be a disaster if people had to move quickly out of there, because you can't stand up straight. And I'm not big or tall. I twisted my knee a little bit going in. There should be regulations..... oh, and about recline: in the Airbus I flew in, there was only about 5 degrees of recline, really only one inch, there was no recline to speak of.
In the plane, they advertised WiFi for 9 EU per hour. And at the airport, I was angry to find out that you had to register all your information - and I wasn't going to do that, so I had no WiFi there, either.
So no, I'm not going to go from Basel to MUC to SFO any more. And I hope you don't, either.