Ryanair Pay To Pee Moving Forward

There's no charge for peeing in the aisle, right?

Just sayin'...

Could this be the reason barf bags are now referred to by airlines as air discomfort bags?

Edwin

The next move will be to remove the overhead bins and replace them with cots. They'll be sold as "premium" seats.

Actually since it is targeted at the short flights, it probably is not a bad idea. On longer flights though, Ryanair would be creating some risk by removing toilets, operating rules prevent a plane with a non-functioning, including full, toilets from operating.

How 'bout jus rollin down da winder?

That's what the article was referring to. He probably won't make much money on the "loo" but will make it on the extra seats.

Let's see what other ways Ryanair can make money:

Charge for carry-on thus saying if you want to take anything with you, you pay.>br>
Charge to use the seat back pocket.
Charge to use the air sick bag. You could bring your own but you get charged for that.
Charged to use oxygen. In case of emergency and you need oxygen, you will have an option. Use it or not. If you do, you'll be charged a flat fee.

Any other ideas?

They should issue a swipe card to keep all the charges quick and easy. Swipe to use the toilet-you'll pay by the minute. Swipe to open up the overhead bin. Swipe to use the oxygen. Swipe to call an attendant-there will be a charge for assistance.

Announcing new charge from Ryanair: A charge to even say the airlines name! Oops now I owe $8.00!