Airport security is something we all have to deal with. And anyone who has gone through Heathrow Airport, especially Terminal 5, knows how strict they can be.
As expected, this morning, my main carry on was flagged for having liquids.
There were no liquids in the bag.
The security person was nice and our conversation went like this.
Her: "There are liquids in the bag. "
Me: "There are no liquids in the bag. I fly a great deal and know the rules."
Her: "I will be shocked if I don't find any liquids."
And she proceeded too look at everything, swipe everything, and try to prove me wrong.
Her: "If I don't find any liquids I'll tell the person looking at the monitor she was wrong."
She found no liquids. And as promised, turned to the person looking at the bags and yelled: "There were no liquids."
She helped me pack the bag and thanked me for my cooperation.
I think I spoiled her "Aha, see what I found" moment.
LOL