Because I'm stupid, I've decided to take the train from CDG to Strasbourg after I land. Yeah, I know, "What the Hell were you thinking?", right? Listen, trip planning doesn't happen in a vacuum; Chivas and soda has been a long-time contributor to my trip planning and damned if I'm going to ignore its sage wisdom this late into the game. Besides, I already bought the train tickets.
(Apart from late arrivals, getting stuck in custom lines, getting lost in CDG or falling asleep while waiting for the train, what could possibly go wrong?)
Oh, yeah, the question:
Is there some signage that tells weary, jet-lagged and potentially half-loaded travelers which tracks to wait next to? I'm assuming there's two sets of tracks involved in this fiasco: those that lead to Strasbourg and those that lead to potential divorce once my wife figures out we're stuck in CDG sans hotel and not heading en route to the romantic Alsace as planned.
Oh, God, I'm doomed... CHIVAS, SAVE ME!
(plz say there's a sign!)
-- Mike Beebe
