My girlfriend and I have overstayed the legal amount of time that a USA citizen can stay in the Schengen Zone without a longterm visa or residency permit (90 days is the maximum stay in any 180 day period). And soon it will be time to fly back to the USA.
At the risk of sounding crass and ignorant, I wanted to know if anybody has advice on what airport in Western Europe would allow us the best opportunity of getting through customs without getting fined and formally deported.
I apologize if this sounds offensive to any Europeans, but the Schengen Agreement has made it very difficult for tourists such as myself to go on longterm sabbatical to travel Europe. There is no such thing as a longterm tourist visa and most governments don't believe that people like myself, who saved money for 8 years to do this, can afford to stay traveling this long without doing something illegal (e.g. working illegal or illegal activities). Prior to the Schengen Agreement, an American could tour country to country in Europe as long as she/he didn't stay longer than 90 days in any one country. Now that doesn't work anymore. I understand what the Schengen Agreement is targeting (illegal immigration of non-tourists into the Schengen Zone, instead of fighting it country-by-country), but it leaves most tourists like myself no option but to travel illegally.
Thanks, in advance, for any advice.