After reading all of the horrible stories I did some thinking and rough math, just for context.
20 years of travel (actually more) x 20 flight legs per year (on average) = 400 flight legs
75% + carry-on only (but this last trip I had a 50 pound checked bag. I pack for the trip, not for some packing goal)
0 Missed flights
0 Missed connections
1 Flight canceled (United)
0 Flights canceled while at the airport or less than a week prior
0 Gate checked bags
2 Carry on weight checks (Virgin and Turkish Air)
1 Carry on weight check failure (stuffed things in my pockets as the desk agent laughed – Virgin Atlantic)
0 Carry on size checks
1 “lost” checked bag (delivered to the hotel a few hours later - Lufthansa)
6 Modified or canceled trips
1 Problem with the cancelations and modifications (during pandemic so don’t blame them a lot - United)
1 Bumped off flight (bought my way back on – United)
0 Unhappy seat changes
1 Free upgrade to Business Class
0 Problems finding room in overhead
1 Had to put my personal item under the seat where it belongs due to overhead space (my choice).
LIST ADDED by EDIT
0 Items on head from OH Compartment
0 Fights among passengers
0 Nasty flight attendants
1 Date with Flight Attendant
12 Hit in the face by people with back packs turning around without care
Dozens of screaming crying kids
1 Young lady who decided my lap was hers and stretched out across me and slept
2 Diverted flights (one post 9/11 CDG to JFK because of suspicious behavior on the flight, one grounded due to a particular plane type being grounded as a result of a crash Aswan to Cairo)
How? Not sure. Maybe because I:
Book through the airline
Arrive early
Plan flights with reasonable layovers (a few hours anyway)
Avoid United whenever possible
Use Turkish Air whenever possible
Follow all of the luggage rules to the letter
Pick seats with some strategy (aisle seat in center section, towards the front and when I pick one I look for a row with someone already on the other aisle seat because it is rare anyone will choose to be in the middle and 9 out of 10 times I get an empty seat next to me)
Am polite and considerate to the flight crew, ground crew and the people on the phone when I do need to make a change or need help.
Airlines
British Air, Air France, Virgin Atlantic, Lufthansa, Turkish Air, Aegean, Olimpic, Wizz, Ryan, Air Bulgaria, EasyJet, Eurowings, Ukraine International, Air Albania, Delta, American, Lufthansa, Air Canada, United, South Africa, Egypt Air, Tan Sasa, Malev, Southwest, Aero Mexico, Volaris, a few island hoppers in the Caribbean and Central America and I am forgetting a few.....