Spam

97 ?!! Good grief. I saw it filled up the whole five slots of the Forum home page, but didn't look further. What do these people think that kind of spam is going to gain them, anyway!?

Sam, did you report it at all? Hope the webmaster will take care of it ASAP.

Strategically posted after the close of office on Friday.

I'm sure a lot of reports have been sent in but weekends are a problem.

You counted? You need a European vacation. Desperately!

spam, glorious spam. spam, glorious spam.

[Customer:]

Morning,

[Waitress:]

Morning.

[Customer:]

What have you got?

[Waitress:]

Well, there's egg and bacon,

Egg sausage and bacon

Egg and spam

Egg, bacon and spam

Egg, bacon, sausage and spam

Spam, bacon, sausage and spam

Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam

Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam

Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

([Choir:] Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,

Served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines,

Garnished with truffle p'te, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam

[Wife:]

Have you got anything without spam?

[Waitress:]

Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam

That's not got much spam in it

[Wife:]

I don't want any spam!

[Customer:]

Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

[Wife:]

That's got spam in it!

[Customer:]

Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

([Choir:] Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

[Wife:]

Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

[Waitress:]

Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

[Wife:]

What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

([Choir:] Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

[Waitress (to choir):]

Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

[Waitress:]

Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!

You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

[Wife:]

I don't like spam!

[Customer:]

Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,

I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,

Spam, spam, spam, and spam!

([Choir:] Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

[Waitress:]

Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

[Customer:]

Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

[Waitress:]

You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,

Spam and spam?

[Choir (intervening):]

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.

Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Spam spam spam spam!
...

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Nigel: They don't make 'em like that anymore. Do they?

ROFLMAO, Nigel!!!!

Wikipedia: Spam musubi is a popular snack and lunch food in Hawaii composed of a slice of grilled Spam on top of a block of rice, wrapped together with nori in the tradition of Japanese omusubi.
http://cookinghawaiianstyle.com/images/recipes/1328478318spam-musubi.jpg

Nigel, you are the best!

I grew up watching Monty Python on the Public Television network here. Maybe that's why my sense of humor has always been a bit off and I like BBC TV so much. :-)

Uh-oh. It's baaaaaaaaack.

anyone have any theories on why someone feels the compulsion to demonstrate their brains are made of the brown stuff that fell from the south end of a northbound mule?

Kaeleku

Presumably (hopefully?) someone at RS has your tech savvy to take preventative measures as you suggest

yes, another 157 big cans of smelly spam this morning up to about an hour ago... mostly an attempt on the Tours forum for the moment....

for people with time on their hands, counting them is fun..... not

Edgar,

Spamasubi is definitely a hawaiian cultural thing! They sell it in 7/11's etc. Lived there for 5 years - my son used to get so mad because that's all the parents would bring for snacks at his ball games:)

Nigel - OMG sooooo hilarious!!! and creative:)

I hope the folks at RS can figure out a way to stop this stupid spam!

A long time ago it was suggested that trusted members could be entrusted to quarantine or delete obvious spam when the office is shut.

It was declined.

Not sure what Nigel was sipping when he wrote the conversation between the waitress and the customer, but I'd sure like to have a little of it.

That's too bad, Nigel, as the longer it sits there, the more emboldened the scoundrels can become. Give 'em an inch, ya know?

Not sure what Nigel was sipping when he wrote the conversation between
the waitress and the customer,

TC, that is the script of a CLASSIC Monty Python sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Kathy, Was not aware of that sketch. Thanks for the enlightenment.

to muck around with the words of a 1960s protest song which I love, if you don't know that sketch what other sketches don't you know?

Surely you are aware of the Dead Parrot Sketch and the Lumberjack Song? Buttered scones for tea?

And remind folks that "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

The Dead Parrot Sketch makes me laugh every time I think of it.

T.C.......enjoy......

Spam Sketch

Nigel,

With regard to the 1960s (and 70s), it's been said that if one remembers the '60s and '70s one really didn't experience them.

Sketch was hilarious.