Being a tourist...
Obviously we've all discussed the obvious - you are in THEIR country, and have to go by THEIR rules...but you are a tourist and you're not expected to know everything about Paris or wherever you visit. You look like a tourist, they can smell you it seems. Everytime we went to cafes, bistros, and brasseries they almost always spoke English to us immediately and @ Brasserie Balzar they asked us if we'd like English translations - other places they offered English menus, while some did not (i speak some French so it did not become a problem for us).
Wear what you want to wear - the people in Paris seemed to wear everything from a Lacoste swim outfit to Armani suits to jeans with holes and plain white t shirts. Just be comfortable, wear what pleases you, don't try and fit in just observe their customs, traditions, laws, and rules and you will have a rather enjoyable trip.
We loved Paris, we'll for sure return - however i'll be buying a house in Brugge when I can :)
Epernay was also the most beautiful town..the food was AMAZING. We had great meals down in the town center at Le Progress, the cafe on the circle. In Reims we stayed at Les Crayers (birthday present to my girlfriend) and had the tasting menu - haute French - AMAZING, STUNNING, BEAUTIFUL, BREATHTAKING - works of art for sure - great good, people, and service. We also toured a Champagne house (Pommery) which was neat too.
Notes about Brugge are simple: The people are awesome, so glad to help and we never encountered a bad place. Get the local 'tourist map' that can be gotten anywhere and take the advice on places to eat - THEY WERE ALL AWESOME. Brugge all around was amazing, I cannot wait to return.
We are in Amsterdam now, not soo crazy about it thus far, but we still have time. We made the choice to leave a night early and go to Salzburg and then its Munich (fussen), Interlaken, & Nice - then off to Florence for 18 weeks.
Sorry if I pissed anyone off. It'll be ok!