I strongly disagree with the review on Schynigge Platte and find it really not representative of the average person’s experience there. It sounds like it’s coming from someone who might just be really hard to please. I’ve done this excursion multiple times, as well as taken people on it who came to visit us and have only heard amazing reviews.
It was a hot day for this reviewer, so everything was going to be hot. That’s not an SP issue, but it sounds like it strongly affected this person’s experience. For a 20 minute wait you can easily put your bags on a seat to reserve it and then stand outside the train right at your spot with a personal fan and/or umbrella if you’re sensitive to heat.
The seats are wood, because it’s a historic open air train. I’ve never heard anyone complain about them and never felt uncomfortable.
The train ride passes cows grazing, views of the lakes… it’s the Swiss Alps, so if it was not enjoyable, that’s not the location’s fault.
Not sure what overlook they are talking about being closed, but the hike to Oberberghorn has absolutely stunning views of the lakes & mountains and was definitely not closed, as well as views from the restaurant, the alpine garden, the walk to the 1,000 year old dairy farms. There are beautiful views in every direction whether you want to do a full hike or just sit in one place.
Too much food sounds like a better problem then not enough? Complaining about too much food is really not relevant to someone’s enjoyment of a Mountain View experience.
The alphorn players play every single day from 11-2 both at the restaurant and on the hill above the train station. They are dragging those huge horns back and forth for 3 hours and playing for you. Not sure what more you can expect from them. If they played for hours straight exactly where you want to sit, would that be more acceptable?