We came to Ayr to see your hoose,
And pay our due respects
The rain was runnin' like a sluice
An' drippin' doon our necks
We saw nae man like you, Rab,
Nae lassie like Jean Armour
I don't know where you are the noo,
But you're better off, and warmer
Mike (Auchterless)