Shocking news item from The Onion:
LISBON—Rick Steves, host of the PBS series Rick Steves' Europe, was
robbed by gypsies while wandering the labyrinthine streets of the
Alfama Monday. "These quaint but rickety sailors' quarters no longer
house salty men of the sea, but they do play host to a colorful array
of vagabonds," Steves said, clapping along to a band of dancing Roma
children while his watch was being stolen from his backpack by their
mother.