LOL, right you are, acraven. And if we REALLY want to dig down, there are two additional breakfast + guided tour options but they're for smaller groups and are more expensive; see the additional guide service fees:
Breakfast at the Museums - Exclusive Guided Tour of the Museums and Breakfast:
Enjoy an American Breakfast in the magnificent setting of the Vatican Museums before starting your guided tour with an educational authorized guide just for you. You will have the opportunity to enter the Museums at 7.45 am, before the official opening time. Having finished breakfast - at 8.30 am – you will meet the guide and begin your exclusive guided tour of the Vatican Museums and Sistine Chapel. The guide will meet you at your especially reserved table for the Breakfast.
Vatican Museums Admission Ticket included.
Small group of 1-10
Full Price ticket: € 39,00
Reduced Ticket: € 30,00*
Guide Service: € 270,00
Prime Experience - Vip - Vatican Museums
A proposal intended for visitors interested in enjoying the unique experience, entering into the Vatican Museums one hour before the official opening time. The guided tour is conducted by an authorized educational Guide. Having finished the tour, visitors will have the opportunity to enjoy a delicious American Breakfast - at a table- in the magnificent setting of the Vatican Museums. After the American Breakfast, it will be possible to visit (without the guide) the Vatican Museums and the Sistine Chapel. Admission Ticket included.
Small group of 1-10
Full Price ticket: € 45,00
Reduced Ticket: € 36,00*
Guide Service: € 320,00