Hey Kids!
Due to the fact I've been told I won't be allowed to sit around drinking wine all morning, I've decided to expose myself to the arts via edifying trips to the Uffizi and Duomo (on different days, which seriously cuts into the drinking time). To this end, I have been assigned the task of purchasing tickets to the aforementioned attractions.
Easy-peasy, squeezy-cheezy, right?
It turn out there's options. Cruel, horrible, completely unexplained options. Can one of you kind folks explain the difference between these here tickets?
- Full Price Named: this is 30 euros. For 30 euros, I expect to be borne through the museum on a sedan chair.
- Reduced Named: hey 7 euros! Getting warmer.
- Free Named: 4 euros. That's not what "Free" means!
So here I sit, kept company only by a bottle of Pondera 2021 Rose', and wonder why Google and a search of forum posts have failed me. But I know YOU won't! YOU have all the answers, and are willing to share. To you I lift a glass in appreciation -- and no, you can't have any!
Mucho thankos,
-- Mike Beebe