How I enjoy navigating the ticket counters in Italy (joke). Had to laugh when we went to the ticket counter in Firenze SMN to purchase 18 regionale tix to Pisa and return the next day. Not really wanting to navigate the kiosk (which is about 85% English) we stood in the short line at the ticket counter at the window clearly labeled "Tickets". When we finally made it to the window a little old lady kindly asked if she could just jump in front of me to ask a quick question to the ticket counter clerk. Of course I said yes. 15 minutes later....she finally finishes her "quick" question. Finally my turn to buy tickets, and the ticket lady behind the counter says "No Tickets! Use Machine". I explain that I would rather just buy them at the counter and she huffs and says "No Tickets!". I pointed to the sign over her window that said "Tickets" and she huffs back about it's too late to buy tickets from the counter (it as was about 10:00 pm) and I MUST buy from machine as she shrugged her shoulders and rolled her eyes. Ahhh - to be in Italy.
So I navigated to the kiosk which required me to put in all the dates and times of the 18 tix I needed (and you can't buy 18 all at once). After putting in all of the approximate times of course it spit out the tix with no times printed on them - I know, I know, because it's a regionale train. But why did it force me to put in the times? Ahhh - to be in Italy.
After we have all of our tix purchased the 2 of us sat on the bench to put everything away and just happened to look up at a sign that said something to the effect of "Pay Attention To The Time" of your train...in other words don't be late. Then as I glanced around at the 3 digital clocks in the room NONE of them had the same time. Ahhh - to be in Italy.
Sometimes you just have to laugh.