I now think I have "seen it all"

There’s a sucker born every minute.

There are no words!

Similar to the silly souvenir I saw years ago which had packaging that implored you to “Take a Bit of Italy Home with You.”

It was packaged dirt in a container that was purportedly scooped up in Italy.

The mother of suckers is always pregnant.

….with Quadruplets!

Roberto!!!! LOL!!!!
Sounds like they took a lesson from the Pet Rock people.