In Florence, I saw a t-shirt with the following message: (I told a German I met the next day and we thought it was pretty funny, too) In Heaven: The policemen are English The cooks are French The dancers are Spanish The bankers are Dutch The lovers are Italian And it's all organized by the Germans In Hell: The cooks are English The policemen are French The dancers are Dutch The bankers are Spanish The lovers are German
And it's all organized by the Italians!
Posted by
Phoenix, AZ, USA
1035 posts
Excellent!
Posted by
Austin, TX
41 posts
Hahaha! Very good.
Posted by
Cesena, Italy
791 posts
Where's the like button here?
Posted by
St Petersburg Florida
951 posts
I get them all......except the hellish Dancing Dutchmen.....is it because they are among the tallest, with their center of gravity further away from the ground? Enlighten me please!
Posted by
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
117 posts
Love it! I'll be passing this one on...
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Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
117 posts
Love it! I'll be passing this one on...
Posted by
Seattle, WA
16397 posts
I saw a different version a few years ago in Vancouver BC: Heaven is where The policemen are British The cooks are Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French
And it is all organized by the Swiss. I'll leave it to you to figure out the hell version.
Posted by
La Crescenta, California, USA
361 posts
Here is the way I heard it, just a slight variation: In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.