Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready to RUMBLE?
Dates: April 21 - 26, 2026
Location: the up-and-coming 11th arrondissement in stylish Paris
Contestants:
- Weighing in at $1,600 is the Les Deux Girafes. No animals were harmed in the making of this hotel, but the prime location will bring a roar of approval.
- Ibis Paris Pere Lachaise: located next door to Jim Morrison and Fredrick Chopin, there's nothing dead about this neighborhood. but with a cost of $1,400 can it compete with more centrally-located hotels?
- Punching about its weight is Hotel Marais Bastille. Situated on a (hopefully) scenic canal, the Marais Bastille offers both access to the Marais itself and the charm of the 11th. Added bonuses are quick access to the 69 bus and a cat cafe. With a price of $1,164, it's the cheapest -- but is it the best?
- Our final combatant is the centrally-located Hotel Exquis. Quirky in the way Rick Steves likes 'em, and located in the heart of the 11th, the Exquis offers the best of the all three of its challengers. At $1,322, it's right in the middle of the pack price-wise, too.
All rooms are refundable and all offer a (hopefully) delicious breakfast; twin singles are specified for each.
Which one will it be, fans? Which one will offer the best access to the amazing restaurants and nightlife the 11th has to offer? Will it be price or location? The tension is palpable, the hotels are already offering rooms for April, and the buyers are rarin' to go!
Let the games begin!
-- Mike Beebe