This is just a fun topic; I'm not looking for an argument.
One of the books I've read recently (one of John Baxter's, I think) mentioned a smart-alec comment he had from a waiter because he ordered a brandy before his meal. That got me thinking...
So, I know that an apéritif is a drink before the meal, and should heighten the appetitite. A digestif, on the other hand, should come after the meal, and is supposed to aid in digestion. But which drinks fit into each category?
And I know we can order whatever we want, whenever we want; I'm just looking at a cultural construct here.
Thanks for your input.