2000 years later and it's still funny

I got the T-shirt version 50 years ago.

A stylus found in an excavation in England. "The tool, dated to around 70 A.D., bears a message that roughly equates to the Latin version of “I went to Rome and all I got you was this stylus.”

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ancient-roman-souvenir-stylus-inscribed-corny-joke-180972792/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_term=752023&utm_content=archival&fbclid=IwAR2Uvzd5lwZTGPBmcYlxXq_L3xXH74nfj9Wt7K5GJB52k2b3EoYPaw2hDNo